The Bachelorette Season 9 Premiere: Meet the Man Candy

After being dumped by Sean Lowe during the hometown dates, beautiful brunette Desiree Hartsock is back and looking for love. And a best friend to share life with her. And probably a little fame, too. (If this doesn't pan out, maybe she has a career as a rap artist?)

But hey, with 25 handsome and successful men flying in from all over for the chance to drink a lot of booze, spill some man tears, start some drama, all in the quest to win her hand, can we really blame her?

Tonight she'll meet the men of The Bachelorette Season 9 and narrow the playing field down to 19 contenders. Of course, if you don't want to wait, feel free to skip ahead and read The Bachelorette spoilers to learn the identities of Desiree's Final Four.

The rest of us will be here watching what is sure to be two parts train wreck and one part treat.

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Desiree Hartsock lived a humbling life, so the extravagance of the house she'll be staying in on the hillsides of Malibu, CA is quite the step up. And someone put m&ms on her nightstand. Plus 5. Where do I get somebody to do that?

Sadness. We get to relive the tearful end of her relationship with Sean Lowe. Minus 10.

To help ease the pain of that breakup, The Bachelorette producers got her a Bentley. A. Bentley. Powder blue. She says she feels like she's exactly where she's supposed to be.

After Desiree goes roller skating in a bikini top through Malibu, she sits down with Chris Harrison where she calls herself Cinderella no less than 3 times. She wants someone who can communicate how he feels. That means man tears, right?

She vows to kiss the guy if she feels like kissing the guy. GIRL POWER! Plus 8.

She's ready to weed out the men from the boys. So are we. Can we get to that now please?




(Sure we can. After Desiree says the words "this is a fairy tale" a zillion times.)

So, Chris Harrison introduces himself and the show right now at the 23 minute mark like we don't already know what's going on here. That will not ever cease to be not weird.

Hooray! We're meeting some of the men!

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